The Red Unicorn

The Red Unicorn carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Red Unicorn desperately desired a bat that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was epic. A bat was the thing that was selected.

The Red Unicorn always kept a cheese grater that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

The Red Unicorn desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Red Unicorn carried a stapler that they would experiment on. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.

The Red Unicorn desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a condom is the item that was chosen.