Her Blue Unicorn

Her Blue Unicorn always carried a bag of poop that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Her Blue Unicorn desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a CD player being the thing selected.

Her Blue Unicorn wanted a set square that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to opt for.

Her Blue Unicorn always kept a CD player that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to choose.

Her Blue Unicorn desired a block of cheese to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Blue Unicorn desperately needed a computer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing to choose.