Unusual Unicorn

Unusual Unicorn wanted a sack of potatoes to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Unusual Unicorn desperately searched for a sword to worship. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to opt for.

Unusual Unicorn found a ball that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a ball being the thing opted for.

Unusual Unicorn wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Unusual Unicorn craved for a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

Unusual Unicorn always had with them a tomato to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.