The Magical Unicorn

The Magical Unicorn always kept a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. A can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Magical Unicorn desperately searched for a porno magazine that they liked to worship. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Magical Unicorn wanted a mug that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was sublime. A mug would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Unicorn often carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Unicorn desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Unicorn desired a ball to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item chosen.