The Weary Unicorn

The Weary Unicorn owned a piece of paper to eat. This might appear to be an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Weary Unicorn desperately wanted a radiator that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a radiator having that done to it

The Weary Unicorn desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Weary Unicorn desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

The Weary Unicorn carried a vibrator that they liked to put on his head. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Weary Unicorn searched for a sword to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a sword was the chosen item.