Her Retarded Unicorn

Her Retarded Unicorn wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

Her Retarded Unicorn craved for a pen that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Unicorn always had with them a ball that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be epic. Remarkably, a ball would be the item chosen.

Her Retarded Unicorn wanted a dildo that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a dildo of all things.

Her Retarded Unicorn wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a custard pie having that done to it

Her Retarded Unicorn often carried a pint of beer that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen item.