Brainy Unicorn

Brainy Unicorn needed a teapot that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item selected.

Brainy Unicorn desperately desired a bat that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bat is the item to select.

Brainy Unicorn craved for a melon that they would embrace. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was epic. A melon was the item that was selected.

Brainy Unicorn desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. It should be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

Brainy Unicorn carried a wig to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. A wig is the item to opt for.

Brainy Unicorn craved for a radiator that they would often worship. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a radiator is the item that was chosen.