Her Green Unicorn

Her Green Unicorn desired a CD player to worship. It would be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

Her Green Unicorn desperately wanted a ball that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to choose.

Her Green Unicorn desired a ball that they would occasionally break. It should have been a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was selected.

Her Green Unicorn searched for a lava lamp to try to nail to the wall. It was a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was simply life. Bizarrely, a lava lamp of all things.

Her Green Unicorn desperately wanted a set square that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a new action, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item that was chosen.

Her Green Unicorn owned a cucumber that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.