A Confused Unicorn

A Confused Unicorn looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Unicorn always had with them a pint of beer to experiment on. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

A Confused Unicorn desperately looked for a set square that they would often play with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a set square is the thing to choose.

A Confused Unicorn looked for a stapler that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

A Confused Unicorn found a ball to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was awesome. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was selected.

A Confused Unicorn carried a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. This seems a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.