The Foolish Unicorn

The Foolish Unicorn needed a condom that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Unicorn desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would often eat. It is a fairly different thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Unicorn desperately looked for a tomato that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was sublime. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Foolish Unicorn always kept a teapot that they would often worship. It would have been a strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be amazing. A teapot was the chosen thing.

The Foolish Unicorn needed a can of coke that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was epic. A can of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Unicorn craved for a computer that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a computer was the chosen item.