The Stupid Unicorn

The Stupid Unicorn desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Stupid Unicorn had a piece of paper that they would occasionally smash. It might be a new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Stupid Unicorn craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes worship. It would be a curious thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Unicorn always carried a big sponge that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A big sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Unicorn had a piece of paper to smash. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be awe-inspring. A piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Unicorn always had with them a stapler to eat. It would be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a stapler being the item opted for.