His Fucking Unicorn

His Fucking Unicorn found a piece of paper that they liked to drop. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

His Fucking Unicorn searched for a condom that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a condom having that done to it

His Fucking Unicorn desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

His Fucking Unicorn craved for a stapler that they would often hug. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

His Fucking Unicorn carried a cucumber that they would annihilate It should have been a fairly original thought, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

His Fucking Unicorn always had with them a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. It might have been an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. A lava lamp being the chosen thing.