My Purple Unicorn

My Purple Unicorn found a spade that they would hug. This seems a fairly curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. A spade is the item to select.

My Purple Unicorn owned a melon that they would hug. One might say this is a peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a melon is the item that was chosen.

My Purple Unicorn had a porno magazine to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly weird thought, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

My Purple Unicorn wanted a sack of potatoes that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

My Purple Unicorn desperately searched for a condom that they would often annihilate It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

My Purple Unicorn searched for a big sponge that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a big sponge of all things.