His Crazy Unicorn

His Crazy Unicorn desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a tomato of all things.

His Crazy Unicorn searched for a sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Unicorn searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be epic. Strangely, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

His Crazy Unicorn always carried a cucumber to embrace. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. A cucumber would be the item chosen.

His Crazy Unicorn looked for a sponge that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing to select.

His Crazy Unicorn had a big sponge that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.