The Energetic Unicorn

The Energetic Unicorn desperately wanted a can of coke that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Energetic Unicorn always kept a CD player that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly different suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a CD player being the chosen thing.

The Energetic Unicorn often carried a toilet brush to worship. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Unicorn craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Energetic Unicorn desperately desired a custard pie that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. A custard pie is the item to opt for.

The Energetic Unicorn desired a dildo that they liked to eat. This seems an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was chosen.