His Eccentric Unicorn

His Eccentric Unicorn desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Unicorn had a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

His Eccentric Unicorn always kept a custard pie that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be amazing. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to select.

His Eccentric Unicorn often carried a spade that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was out of this world. A spade is the item to select.

His Eccentric Unicorn desired a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to opt for.

His Eccentric Unicorn often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was stunning. A bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.