My Crazy Unicorn

My Crazy Unicorn desperately needed a dildo that they would often experiment on. It is a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be simply life. Remarkably, a dildo of all things.

My Crazy Unicorn needed a crown to smash. It is a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Honestly, a crown was the item that was chosen.

My Crazy Unicorn owned a painting of a melon that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

My Crazy Unicorn always kept a set square that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to choose.

My Crazy Unicorn owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

My Crazy Unicorn desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to throw. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was epic. A bag of poop being the chosen item.