The Grumpy Unicorn

The Grumpy Unicorn searched for a hat that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Unicorn needed a cup that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be an original activity, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Unicorn always had with them a block of cheese that they would hug. It should be a fairly new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Unicorn owned a bottle of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Grumpy Unicorn had a cheese grater that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Unicorn often carried a cheese grater to worship. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater of all things.