The Gentle Unicorn

The Gentle Unicorn needed a vibrator that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Unicorn had a condom that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Unicorn needed a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. It is a fairly original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Unicorn desperately wanted a magic 8 ball to put down their trousers. It is a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

The Gentle Unicorn wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Gentle Unicorn desperately searched for a rubber chicken to sit and look at. This seems to be an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.