The Nervous Unicorn

The Nervous Unicorn needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Unicorn needed a piece of paper that they liked to throw. It would be an original suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Unicorn desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would often cuddle. It might be a fairly strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Unicorn needed a chocolate bar that they liked to break. This seems to be an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Nervous Unicorn craved for a condom that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Unicorn found a set square that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is an exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item to select.