My Chinese Unicorn

My Chinese Unicorn always kept a porno magazine that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item selected.

My Chinese Unicorn owned a magic 8 ball that they would often drop. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

My Chinese Unicorn searched for a sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

My Chinese Unicorn wanted a crown that they liked to cuddle. It might be a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

My Chinese Unicorn owned a ball that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.

My Chinese Unicorn wanted a helmet that they sometimes drop. It might be a strange idea, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the item that was selected.