My Fat Viper

My Fat Viper desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to annihilate It was an odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Viper desperately desired a sword to sleep with. This seems a fairly curious action, to me, but not to the Viper, who thought it was spectacular. Honestly, a sword having that done to it

My Fat Viper always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Viper, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

My Fat Viper desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. It should be an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

My Fat Viper desperately desired a condom that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

My Fat Viper desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.