My Troubled Viper

My Troubled Viper desperately searched for a big sponge that they liked to drop. It was a new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to select.

My Troubled Viper needed a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. A cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Viper desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

My Troubled Viper needed a magic 8 ball that they would eat. It would be a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

My Troubled Viper always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be an extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

My Troubled Viper desperately needed a crown that they would put up their bum. It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was chosen.