The Lovely Viper

The Lovely Viper desperately searched for a dildo that they would share. It is a curious action, to some, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Lovely Viper owned a dildo that they liked to share. This seems to be an unusual idea, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Viper desperately desired a magic 8 ball to smash. It should have been a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Lovely Viper desperately craved for a pen that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been an odd thought, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to choose.

The Lovely Viper desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Viper always had with them a teapot that they sometimes smash. It is a fairly different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was awesome. Honestly, a teapot is the item to choose.