His Depressed Viper

His Depressed Viper desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Viper desperately needed a piece of paper to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be wonderful. A piece of paper being the item selected.

His Depressed Viper desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

His Depressed Viper desperately desired a lava lamp that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Viper found a set of lego that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a set of lego being the chosen item.

His Depressed Viper desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.