My Ugly Viper

My Ugly Viper desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A lava lamp having that done to it

My Ugly Viper carried a cheese grater that they would cuddle. One might find this to be an unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Viper desperately needed a bottle of wine to break. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

My Ugly Viper had a sword that they liked to smash. This seems to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is epic. A sword was the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Viper looked for a cheese grater that they would sleep with. It would be a new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

My Ugly Viper always carried a computer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a funny activity, to most, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the item that was chosen.