His Purple Viper

His Purple Viper found a melon that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.

His Purple Viper searched for a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

His Purple Viper had a sword that they would occasionally embrace. It should be an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be awesome. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Viper desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Viper looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often annihilate It was a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

His Purple Viper had a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be amazing. A pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.