The Red Viper

The Red Viper searched for a pencil sharpener that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is exciting. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Viper searched for a sword that they sometimes play with. This seems a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who felt it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Viper owned a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Red Viper owned a bat that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. A bat is the item to choose.

The Red Viper always had with them a sack of potatoes to worship. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Red Viper craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was epic. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.