The Cheerful Viper

The Cheerful Viper desperately looked for a porno magazine to experiment on. It was a fairly surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

The Cheerful Viper needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Viper desperately craved for a rubber johnny to demolish. One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. A rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Viper owned a block of cheese that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Viper found a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Viper desperately looked for a mug that they liked to smash. It might be a peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A mug of all things.