His Angry Viper

His Angry Viper owned a computer that they would occasionally smash. It was a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who thought it was sublime. Honestly, a computer is the thing to select.

His Angry Viper craved for a cucumber that they would often demolish. This seems a weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

His Angry Viper owned a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. It would have been a fairly original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

His Angry Viper needed a hat that they would put on his head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the item opted for.

His Angry Viper owned a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

His Angry Viper often carried a ball that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a weird exercise, to most, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a ball being the chosen item.