Horny Viper

Horny Viper always carried a set of lego that they liked to worship. It should have been a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Horny Viper often carried a dildo that they would insert somewhere. It would be a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who considered it was epic. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

Horny Viper desperately desired a bag of flour that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

Horny Viper desired a pencil sharpener to try to balance on their head. It would have been a curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

Horny Viper always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

Horny Viper owned a stretchman that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a stretchman being the thing selected.