A Little Viper

A Little Viper desperately needed a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly original action, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

A Little Viper searched for a cheese grater to put on his head. It would be an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A cheese grater being the item opted for.

A Little Viper always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is an astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the item selected.

A Little Viper found a hat that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

A Little Viper always had with them a piece of paper that they would often annihilate It should be an astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

A Little Viper had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.