The Naughty Viper

The Naughty Viper desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Naughty Viper looked for a sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Viper needed a teapot that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was wonderous. Strangely, a teapot is the item to select.

The Naughty Viper desired a computer to demolish. It is a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Viper desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Viper desperately searched for a teapot that they sometimes break. It might be a fairly new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thought it was stunning. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was selected.