His Tired Viper

His Tired Viper desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally smash. This seems a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be out of this world. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

His Tired Viper owned a sword that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing selected.

His Tired Viper often carried a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. It would have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. A rubber chicken being the item opted for.

His Tired Viper had a CD player that they sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

His Tired Viper desperately looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

His Tired Viper wanted a pint of cider to worship. It might be a funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.