A Magical Viper

A Magical Viper desired a computer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be an extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was amazing. A computer being the thing opted for.

A Magical Viper desperately looked for a pen to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pen is the item to choose.

A Magical Viper carried a cup that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

A Magical Viper owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

A Magical Viper desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

A Magical Viper carried a pen to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a pen being the item selected.