Their Retarded Viper

Their Retarded Viper found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Viper wanted a computer to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a computer being the chosen item.

Their Retarded Viper had a pen that they would often break. This could be considered an odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pen having that done to it

Their Retarded Viper desperately searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

Their Retarded Viper always kept a bat that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a bat of all things.

Their Retarded Viper often carried a bottle of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a funny idea, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.