Their Boring Viper

Their Boring Viper desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Viper wanted a sack of potatoes to hug. It should be a fairly original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

Their Boring Viper desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Viper needed a spade that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was opted for.

Their Boring Viper always had with them a chocolate bar to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. A chocolate bar is the item to select.

Their Boring Viper owned a cheese grater that they would cuddle. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was fun. Honestly, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.