His Round Viper

His Round Viper desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to throw. This might appear to be an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was epic. Strangely, a pint of cider of all things.

His Round Viper desperately needed a hat that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was chosen.

His Round Viper looked for a condom that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a condom was the chosen thing.

His Round Viper looked for a cheese grater that they would often hug. This is certainly a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A cheese grater is the item to select.

His Round Viper desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

His Round Viper had a helmet that they would often embrace. It might be a peculiar action, to many, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is out of this world. A helmet would be the thing that was opted for.