The Gentle Viper

The Gentle Viper desperately needed a crown that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be fun. A crown being the item selected.

The Gentle Viper craved for a chocolate bar that they would experiment on. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Gentle Viper desperately searched for a vibrator that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Gentle Viper craved for a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Gentle Viper desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Viper desperately needed a spade that they would often annihilate It was considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Viper, who expected it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item chosen.