His Different Viper

His Different Viper carried a cucumber that they would share. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

His Different Viper always had with them a condom to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

His Different Viper desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

His Different Viper wanted a pint of beer that they liked to embrace. It was a fairly original thought, to me, but not to the Viper, who expected it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Different Viper craved for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

His Different Viper desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. A pint of cider is the thing to select.