The Red Viper

The Red Viper wanted a pint of cider that they would smash. It might be an odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was simply life. A pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Red Viper needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly funny operation, to me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Red Viper always kept a wig that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be wonderful. A wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Viper desperately needed a big sponge to put on his head. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be awesome. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

The Red Viper searched for a tomato that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a different exercise, to some, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Red Viper desperately needed a stretchman that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to opt for.