His Funny Viper

His Funny Viper had a teapot to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

His Funny Viper always carried a toilet brush that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been a new proposal, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the item selected.

His Funny Viper always had with them a hat that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be an original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a hat being the item opted for.

His Funny Viper owned a porno magazine that they liked to break. It would be a strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Viper, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

His Funny Viper desperately craved for a stapler that they liked to worship. This could be considered an original suggestion, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

His Funny Viper found a lava lamp that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.