The Bum Loving Viper

The Bum Loving Viper always kept a pen that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Viper desired a crown that they would embrace. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Viper needed a bottle of beer to smash. This seems a funny activity, to me, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Viper always kept a big sponge that they would occasionally annihilate It might be a fairly different undertaking, to most, but not to the Viper, who felt it was wonderous. A big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Viper desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. A bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Viper found a bottle of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.