Red Viper

Red Viper wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

Red Viper craved for a bottle of beer that they would often play with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

Red Viper looked for a crown that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a crown being the thing selected.

Red Viper searched for a ball to play with. It would be a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

Red Viper desperately desired a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

Red Viper desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.