His Eccentric Viper

His Eccentric Viper desperately needed a spade that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be an odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be fun. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was selected.

His Eccentric Viper desperately needed a set of lego to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Viper had a rubber chicken that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

His Eccentric Viper always kept a bag of flour that they would experiment on. It was a fairly unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was entertaining. A bag of flour being the item selected.

His Eccentric Viper always carried a stapler that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a stapler being the item selected.

His Eccentric Viper found a crown that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item that was chosen.