The Fucking Viper

The Fucking Viper always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Fucking Viper desperately craved for a bat that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Viper found a custard pie that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Fucking Viper owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Honestly, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Viper desperately craved for a can of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke of all things.

The Fucking Viper desperately desired a helmet that they liked to drop. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the chosen thing.