My Bum Loving Viper

My Bum Loving Viper searched for a sword that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Viper found a pint of beer that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer having that done to it

My Bum Loving Viper desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Viper craved for a helmet that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was simply life. A helmet having that done to it

My Bum Loving Viper carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. A bag of poop is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Viper always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.