My Eccentric Viper

My Eccentric Viper often carried a spade that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a surprising operation, to you, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Viper owned a computer that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.

My Eccentric Viper desperately needed a stretchman that they would sit and look at. It was a peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Viper often carried a condom that they would often embrace. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thought it was miraculous. Strangely, a condom being the item opted for.

My Eccentric Viper always carried a crown that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a crown was the item that was chosen.

My Eccentric Viper wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.