The Beautiful Viper

The Beautiful Viper desperately wanted a custard pie that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

The Beautiful Viper desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be an odd idea, to me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Beautiful Viper wanted a teapot that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Viper owned a bag of poop to put up their bum. It is considered to be a surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Viper looked for a pen that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Viper, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to select.

The Beautiful Viper always had with them a piece of paper that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who feels it was miraculous. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.