Stupid Viper

Stupid Viper desired a spade that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a curious activity, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was amazing. A spade would be the item that was chosen.

Stupid Viper needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be an original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

Stupid Viper desperately searched for a piece of paper that they liked to throw. This seems to be a weird idea, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is epic. A piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

Stupid Viper found a teapot to sleep with. It is a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot having that done to it

Stupid Viper always had with them a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

Stupid Viper always kept a chocolate bar that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was fun. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.